Addicted to Foo-Foos: A Beach Slapped Humor Collection (2009) Barton Grover Howe

ISBN: 9781478337201

Published: August 9th 2012

Paperback

140 pages


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Addicted to Foo-Foos: A Beach Slapped Humor Collection (2009)  by  Barton Grover Howe

Addicted to Foo-Foos: A Beach Slapped Humor Collection (2009) by Barton Grover Howe
August 9th 2012 | Paperback | PDF, EPUB, FB2, DjVu, audiobook, mp3, RTF | 140 pages | ISBN: 9781478337201 | 6.79 Mb

Coming to grips with a life-long addiction to brightly colored drinks with umbrellas is just one of the things Amazon.com best-selling author Barton Grover Howe addresses in his latest compilation of newspaper humor columns. Among the highlights:MoreComing to grips with a life-long addiction to brightly colored drinks with umbrellas is just one of the things Amazon.com best-selling author Barton Grover Howe addresses in his latest compilation of newspaper humor columns.

Among the highlights: advice to Madison Avenue on how to reach men (Remember: were the kind of people that buy Colt 40 Malt Liquor because its huge and we can use the bottles in a water fight when we run out of balloons.)- pondering about how Madison Avenue chooses to reach women (There are a LOT of womens hygiene products, most of them being disposable.

Which begs the question: Why not label all of them that way? I cant imagine anyone buys these things as a souvenir.)- and observations on all of humanitys attempts to figure out whats going on in his bedroom. (Trying to get pregnant seems to be EVERYBODYs business, as if, somehow, the entire future of the human race is riding on my wife and I repopulating the species.

Its like Im in a terrible Bruce Willis movie set in 2057. Or Brigham Youngs house in 1857.) So, head to the beaches of the Pacific Northwest one more time as Barton uses his unique perspective on just about everything to comment on life, the universe and gender things - and get Beach Slapped all over again.



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